the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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Darren Criss - “Les Champs Elysées” [Live at Nouveau Casino] (by lovechad02)
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i’m so sorry but i had to add these
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Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.
She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.
ITS SO DAINTY IT COULD FUCKIN TYPE
I LOVE THIS BLOOPER
I DONT EVEN WATCH THE SHOW AND I KNOW THIS IS A BLOOPER BEFORE YOU SAID IT BECAUSE THEY ARE SMILING
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my brother gets so angry when he plays fifa it’s hilarious
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

so just found this. thought I’d leave it here.
you’re welcomeMy king
MARVEL FANS, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING.
THE ALL-FATHER.
And he’d be a better father than Odin.
All hail the All-Father. We tremble before his magnificence.
//omg this is hysterical
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